They Blew Your Money, DOGE Exposed It

Our money funded DEI scholarships in Burma, a study on lizards being blown off trees with leaf blowers, a bearded ladies cabaret show, circumcisions in Mozambique, and smart toilets.

Muddy River News recently invited me to write an opinion piece on politics—any angle I wanted. After years of stripping every ounce of sass from my writing for straight news, I almost forgot what it was like to write in my own voice.

As it turns out, it’s still there.

Of all the tea I could have chosen to write about, I decided to focus on DOGE.

Truth be…